#3
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
#2
It’s officially New Year’s Eve, you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year.
#Tattoo Parlor
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request.
“Why do you want two tattoos there?”
So she says:
“Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years.”
