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Getting senile

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, “Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.”
“That’s not senility,” replied the doctor. “Senility is when you forget to zip down.”

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These Funny 4th of July Jokes Will Put You in a Patriotic Spirit

These Funny 4th of July Jokes Will Put You in a Patriotic Spirit