Guilty Guarantee

Guilty Guarantee

The trial went on for 4 weeks with testimony by both sides. Finally, the jury retired to determine the verdict.
After 2 days the jury had reached a decision to acquit the prisoner.
Judge: “What possible reason could you have for acquitting the prisoner?”
Foreman: “Insanity, sir.”
Judge: “What, all twelve of you?”

It's raining out there!

It’s raining out there!

I can not tell a lie...

I can not tell a lie…