He can do this!

He can do this! superman

A man on a business trip is staying in a high-rise hotel with a bar on the top floor.

After checking in and seeing his room, he decides to go upstairs. There’s only one other patron in the bar. The businessman orders a drink and then watches in surprise as the other patron quickly eats an orange, chugs his beer, and jumps out the window.

A minute later, the man returns. The businessman is shocked to see him again eat an orange,  chug his beer and then jump out the window.

When the man returns a third time, the businessman decides he can do this, too. He eats an orange, chugs his beer, then jumps out the window to his death.

The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when
you’re drunk.”

Where are you taking that lobster?

Where are you taking that lobster?

Two weeks later...

Two weeks later…