I Need That In Writing

I Need That In Writing

“Jake,” said his employer, “you’ve done a lot of good things since you’ve been here. I’m going to increase your pay five dollars a week.”

“Thanks, boss,” replied Jake. “Would you mind putting that in writing?”

“Why? Don’t you trust me?”

“I trust you, boss,” replied Jake. “It’s my wife. If I say I got a five-dollar raise, she will think it’s really fifteen. I just need proof.”

Can't Trust the Bookkeeper

Can’t Trust the Bookkeeper

What's the matter with you?

What’s the matter with you?