Are Lions Really Dangerous?
The zoo keeper found a new employee standing uneasy next to the lion’s cage.
Zoo keeper: “Didn’t I tell you that when the lion is wagging his tail, he was friendly?”
Employee: “He was wagging his tail and roaring at the same time.”
Zoo keeper: “So, what’s that got to do with it?”
Employee: “Well, I don’t know which end to trust.”
