“You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow,” said an office worker to another.
“That’s a good idea. If you had two thousand dollars would you give me half?”
“Sure.”
“And if you had two automobiles, would you give me one?”
“Sure.”
“And if you had two shirts, would you give me one?”
“No.”
“No? Why?”
“Because I have two shirts.”
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