Mystery…???

Mystery...???

A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 25 cents.

The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over, and whispers, “The wife did it.”

Angel Smacks

Angel Smacks

Fishing on the Ark...

Fishing on the Ark…