Edna and Roy reach their retirement years and have a second honeymoon in Cumbria. Just as they are snuggling down to enjoy a cup of cocoa in their hotel suite, a fairy appears to them and says they can both have one retirement wish each.
“Oh how lovely!” exclaims Edna, “I want to go on a world cruise!” PING! A couple of tickets for Cunard’s latest liner appear in her hand.
When Roy is asked what wish he wanted he says, “I wish my wife was thirty years younger than me.”
PING! The fairy transforms Roy into a 95-year-old.