A man had a terrible accident and his private parts were injured. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt, but insurance didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic.
He had three choices: small for $3,500, medium for $6,500, and large for $14,000. The man was sure he’d want a medium or large.
The doctor suggested that he discuss it with his wife privately before a final decision was made. The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife and told her their options.
The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad. “Did you make a decision?” the doctor asked.
“Yes,” said the man. “My wife would like to remodel the kitchen.”