A man and his friend were driving down a street. His friend drives right through the red light. He looks at him and says “We just ran through a red light.” and the other man says “I know, that’s what my brother would do.”
The man relaxes, it was just one light. Then the man did it again, with the same explaination. Finally they come to a green light, and the driver screeches to a halt. “Now what?” the man says.
The driver looks both ways and says “My brother could be coming.”
in Random
