There was a hotel that was widely known for having room service that could provide anything a person could want. A traveler there checked in and immediately called room service.
He said ” I want to be brought to my room, a young virgin between the ages of eighteen and nineteen with blonde hair and blue eyes. I also want four pieces of rope, exactly four feet in length, and a whip. Lastly, I want a Hungarian valet, thirty years old, with a dark complexion. Hurry, because I’m tired and want to relax.”
About an hour later, room service called back, “Sir, We are very sorry, we have the rope and the whip. The virgin was harder to find because around here, few girls reach that age with virginity intact. We have, however, found one of the rare ones and she is somewhat blonde. We are extremely sorry to tell you though, that while we could not find a Hungarian valet as you requested, we have found a Romanian one. Will that do?”
The traveler sighed. “I’m afraid not. So in that case, just send up a doughnut and a cup of tea.”
