Shaking hands

Shaking hands

The three old men were sitting around, complaining about how much their hands shook.
The first geezer said, “My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning, I cut my face!”
The second old fogy one-upped him. “My hands tremble so bad that when I mowed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers!”
The third old man laughed and said, “That’s nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times.”

What did you learn?

What did you learn?

In the Middle of the Night

In the Middle of the Night