18 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

These sinfully funny jokes about religion are so hilarious, we are pretty sure that even Buddha and Jesus would laugh at them. No more running from Sunday services in fear, these laugh out loud religious jokes will make you want to repent and promise to be even funnier.

18 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

It’s time to stop taking religion so seriously and realize that even the bible could have used a few good one liners. These jokes about religion will have even the most pious of angels rolling over in laughter, guaranteed.

First Message

The pastor who had accepted an invitation to officiate at the Sunday service in a neighboring towns church. He entrusted the Sunday service at his church to the new appointed curate. Upon his return he ask his wife what she thought of the curate’s sermon.
“It was the poorest one I ever heard,” was her prompt reply, “nothing in it at all.”
Later in the day he saw the curate and ask how he had got along.
“Oh, very well. I didn’t have time to prepare my own sermon so I used one of your unused ones.”

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