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18 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

What God Tells Me

Little johnny is watching his father, a minister, prepare his Sunday sermon. “What are you doing?” he asks.
“Preparing my sermon for tomorrow” his father answers.
“But how do you know what to write?” asks little johnny.
“I write what God tells me,” was the reply.
Little johnny thinks about this for a second and then asks, “So why do you keep on crossing out?”

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