The husband (a doctor) and his wife are fighting at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”
She says, “I was in bed.”
“In bed, this early, doing what?”
“Getting a second opinion!”