#6
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.
#5
When my Grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit.
He’s 70 now and we have no idea where he is.
#4
Q: Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got hit by a bus.
