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That’s How Mary Did It

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus…
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
On hearing that the wife retorts, “AWESOME, you do that, I’ll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband.”
The man stayed home.

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