There were 3 builders in a building site: an Englishman, a Spanishman and an Irishman.
One day they were all working nicely and all of a sudden they hear the Irishman shouting in pain: “Oh my god, I lost my ear!! a block fell and teard up my ear!! help me find my ear please!!”
So the Englishman and the Spanishman start looking all over for the ear. All of a sudden the Englishman goes: “I found it, I found it!!!”
So he gives the ear to the Irishman, and the Irishman says: “That’s not my ear, mine had a pencil behind it!!”