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The pretzel

The pretzel

So there is this Russian wrestler who is undefeated. He has won every wrestling match in the first round with his move called “the pretzel”.

It is the gold medal match in the Olympics and the Russian is paired against a young American rookie. The coach of the American is telling the rookie over and over “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the pretzel. If you get in the pretzel, it’s over.”

So they begin to wrestle and within 2 minutes the American finds himself in the pretzel. The coach starts going crazy on the side yelling at him “You have to get out. You have to get out!!”

Suddenly, the American sees some balls hinging in his face. He knows it’s unethical and against the rules, but this is the Olympics and he decides to risk it. He reaches out with his mouth and bites down on the balls as hard as he can.

There is a sudden loud scream, and the American reverses the pretzel and pins the Russian, winning the gold medal. Afterwards the coach asks him “That was amazing. How did you get out of the pretzel?”

The rookie responds, “Well coach. You’d be surprised what you can do when you bite your own balls.”

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