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Benefits of Green Tea

A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating.
Doctor, “What happened?”
Woman, “Doctor, I do not know what to do, whenever my husband comes home drunk he beats the hell out of me, almost killing me.”
Doctor, “I have a really good medication for it. When your husband comes home drunk you just take a glass of Green tea and start to gargle and gargle, as much as you can do …… and that’s all you have to do”
Two weeks later the woman returns to the doctor reborn and with a grateful look in her eyes ….
Woman, “Doctor, that was a brilliant medicine! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled and gargled with Green tea and nothing happened! He Has gone straight to bed.”
Doctor, “You see how it helps to keep your mouth shut?”

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