The Lion’s Wedding
A lion was getting married.
At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, “All the best my brother…. good luck…..”
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother another Lion grabs the mouse and asks, “Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother?”
The Mouse replied, “I was also a lion before I got married.”
