These Funny 4th of July Jokes Will Put You in a Patriotic Spirit

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Q: What does a parrot want on the 4th of July?
A: A Fire Cracker.

Q: What’s the best drink to have on the 4th of July?
A: A White Russian. Nothing is more American then a Russian helping you to make poor choices.

4th of July,
The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.

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