These Funny 4th of July Jokes Will Put You in a Patriotic Spirit

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America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!
England: Where’s the T?
America: Threw it in the harbor.

Q: Does England have a 4th of july?
A: Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: On the bottom.

Q: What did the flag say to the pole?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

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