America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!
England: Where’s the T?
America: Threw it in the harbor.
Q: Does England have a 4th of july?
A: Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: On the bottom.
Q: What did the flag say to the pole?
A: Nothing, it just waved.