Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July.
The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.
Q: Why should you put sunscreen on bananas at your Fourth of July picnic?
A: They peel when they get a sunburn.
