These Funny 4th of July Jokes Will Put You in a Patriotic Spirit

Q: Which American colonists told the most riddles?
A: Puns-ylvanians.

Q: What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?
A: A fire quacker.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?
A: Dino-mite.

Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
A: The Boston Flea Party.

Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry.

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