Q: Which American colonists told the most riddles?
A: Puns-ylvanians.
Q: What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?
A: A fire quacker.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?
A: The Boston Flea Party.
Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry.
