A guy needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so he found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So he went into the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to him: “Hello mate, how are you doing?” Although he thought that it was a bit strange, he didn’t want to be rude, so he replied, “Not too bad, thanks.”
After a short pause, he heard the voice again. “So, what are you up to?” Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly, “Just having a quick dump… How about yourself?”
The next thing the guy heard was, “Sorry, mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some idiot in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.”