One day, there were three turtles walking to go eat at a picnic. There was a mommy turtle, a daddy turtle, and a baby turtle. It takes them about three months to get there. When they finally get there, They realize that everything they brought (except the sandwiches) were in cans, and they had forgotten the can opener. After about an hour of arguing over which parent should go, they say “Hey, baby turtle! YOU should go!”
“No way!” he said. “You’ll eat my sandwich when I’m gone!” But eventually, they got him to go.
Two months passed, “He should almost be there.” they said. Three months passed. “Okay, he should be getting the can opener by now.”
Seven months passed, and they had not eaten anything, but they still had the sandwiches. Baby turtle was nowhere to be found, so they ate his sandwich. The baby turtle then popped out of the bush and then said “SEE?! I TOLD you that you would eat my sandwich! That’s EXACTLY why I’m not going!”