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Two Carrots

Two carrots were walking down the street when one of them got hit by a car. After waiting at the hospital for hours the doctor finally comes out to tell the news.
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Carrot #1: What is it?
Doctor: The good news is that your friend is gonna make it. The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable.

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