War of Words

A husband & wife were traveling and they got into a fight about how to pronounce the name of the town they were going thru.

After the husband got the silent treatment for a few miles he decided to stop and ask to end the fight. They pulled into a local eatery and went inside.

The husband explained “We’ve been fighting over how you say the name of this place. Can you tell us?”

The wife chimed in and said “Please say it nice and slow so my husband can understand” The girl at the counter looked puzzled but was happy to help. So she leaned over and said smiling “Bur-ger King!”

Two Carrots

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