Two old ladies met in the supermarket. After inquiring about each other’s health, the conversation turned to their respective husbands.
“Oh,” said one, “Bert died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead in the middle of the vegetable patch.”
“Oh, my!” exclaimed the other. “What did you do?”
“Came here to buy a cabbage.”
