#6
Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To corrupt the other side.
#5
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: A: Because chickens can’t fly; they have to walk to cross the road.
#4
Me: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Stranger: “To get to the other side.”
Me: “No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?”
Stranger: “No.”
Me: “I don’t get it either… I get The Miami Herald.”