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Wooden eye

Wooden eye

There’s this guy with a wooden eye. He’s very sensitive about it, so he doesn’t get out much.

One day, he sees an ad for a dance, and he decides to go. He gets there, and he sees an attractive young lady with a gigantic nose. He thinks to himself “Well, she has that huge nose.
Maybe she’ll be more accepting of my wooden eye.”

He walks over to her and says “Would you like to dance?”

She replies “Oh Wouldn’t I ”

He shouts “Big nose Big nose “

Early morning push up

Early morning

Why am I so big...

Why am I so big…