Mother decided that 7-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday. “Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. “It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.” Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of […] More
A young man showed up to his date’s house and told her they were going to have “an awesome time” that evening. “What are we doing?” she asked. “I got three tickets to a concert.” “Why would we need three tickets?” his date asked. “The tickets are for your parents and sister.” More
After waiting in the hospital the nurse approached and inquired of the father, “What do you want? A boy or a girl?” The father replied, “A boy!” The nurse said, “Well this time you got a girl.” “That’s okay,” said the father, being very reflective. “That was my second choice.” More
The pastor of a local church was visited by a man evidently worse for liquor, and a young lady. She said to the minister, “Please, sir, we’ve come to be married.” “I can’t marry you with this man in this condition,” said the clergyman. “Besides haven’t you been here twice before, and haven’t I told […] More
The insurance agent was having quite an easy time selling Mrs. Cunningham insurance on her husband’s life. In fact, he thought it was too easy. When all the details were finalized Mrs. Cunningham casually asked, “Now if my husband should die tomorrow what would I get?” “That would depend entirely,” the insurance man replied, “on […] More
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them. “We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.” The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A […] More
