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  • Unlike the other fathers

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    Unlike the other fathers

    The big shot CEO was in the waiting room of the maternity ward of the hospital. Unlike the other fathers who paced the floor nervously, he sat poring over papers and checking his laptop computer constantly. After several hours, the nurse interrupted his work. “It’s a boy, sir!” she said. “Well,” snapped the CEO, without […] More

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  • How they like it
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    How they like it

    Chris and Pat are in their residence listening to the neighbor’s dog, who has been barking for hours and hours. Finally, Chris jumps up and says, “I’ve had enough of this!” He rushes downstairs and a bit of time passes before he finally returns. Pat says, “The dog is still barking, What have you been […] More

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  • Alaska affair
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    Alaska affair

    These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a […] More

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  • Don't Let Me Be Late!
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    Where’s Susie

    A little girl asked her mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Her mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.” The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can […] More

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  • Little Johnny
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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny is in the bath having a wank when his mother walks in. “What the hell do you think you are doing!” she says. To which he replies, “Mum, it’s mine and I’ll wash it as fast as I like.” More

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  • Does your Mother…
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    Does your Mother…

    A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu – appetizers, lobster, champagne… the works. Finally, he asked her, “Does your Mother feed you like this at home?” […] More

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  • We Want It Back
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    We Want It Back

    A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by […] More

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  • Happy Dad
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    Happy Dad

    A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five-year-old son. As the story concludes, the son says, “Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me…” Mom: “And one will put you to sleep!” Son: “No mom, I will still sleep with you.” […] More

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  • Accident policy
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    Accident policy

    An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy responds. “However, just recently a horse kicked in two of my ribs, and back a couple years ago a rattlesnake bit my ankle.” “Wouldn’t you call these accidents?” says the […] More

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  • A normal person doctor asylum
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    What Is Your Bed Number

    In a Psychiatric Hospital, a Journalist asks the Doctor: “How do you determine whether to admit a person as a patient or not? Dr: Well … we’d fill a bathtub with water and then give a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub. Journalist: Oh, obviously […] More

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    It’s in the Smile

    A boy met a girl…. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you… are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist. More

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