Best army jokes

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    Protect and Survive

    It’s wartime, the Battle of Britain is raging and the War Office decides that the pilot’s morale needs to be kept high so they come up with a plan for the pilots to take a break now and then to spend some time with the fine young ladies of the aristocracy at evening get-togethers. Of […] More

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    The Old Sea Dog Plays Piano

    There’s a piano bar in a swank establishment which has a wonderfully grand, grand piano, but unfortunately no-one to play it since the old pianist who played there for years passed on. The owner is fretting as business declines. No-one has yet come up to scratch in the few applicants he has had. Thinking he’ll […] More

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    Finger

    A man joins a group of war veterans listening to a brass band in the park. All of a sudden the man in front of him begins to twitch his head backward and forwards in sudden jerky movements. “I’m sorry,” he says, “it’s an old injury I got from the war.” A few moments later, […] More

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