#10
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were all in court, accused of stealing a cow, a sheep, and a wagon respectively.
The judge asked them, “How do you plead?”
“Not guilty” say’s Paddy Englishman. “I’ve had that cow since he was a calf”.
Paddy Scotsman says “Not guilty too your honour. I’ve had that horse since it was a foal”.
Finally Paddy Irishman says “I’m not guilty either your honour. Sure I’ve had that wagon since he was a wheelbarrow!”
