The best part about the adventure that is life, is that everyday is different from the last. Unless you decide to sleep for a few days in a row. In which case, you know, those days would be exactly the same.
Except your dreams. And in your dreams, you’re probably hoping for a good laugh about your actual life. We’ve compiled a list of very funny jokes about everyday life that everyone, asleep or awake will get a good laugh from. Now go on and wake-up, it’s time to smile! It’s a brand new day!
Big Decisions
I asked my friend , “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked “Can you explain?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”.
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it “
I asked “Then, what is your role?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions…
