#3
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Oh no, I look like a pig!”
The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!”
#2
Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
#1
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
