The cop comes up to the window and says “Congrats! You were the 1st person I saw today going 45 miles per hour…and today is Safety Day, you win 50 dollars!” The man smiles and says “Good! I thought you were pulling me over because you saw me throw the glass bottle out the window.”A woman in the passenger seat sighs and says “Don’t mind him, officer, he’s a smart ass when he’s drunk.” A man in the back stirs awake and says, “Crap! I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!” Then the officer hears a knocking sound from the trunk and a heavily accented voice says “Hey…are we over the border yet?”
