Celebrating 50
An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. “Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary,” he tells them.
“That’s great. What’s your secret for a long and happy marriage,” one asks.
“Well, you have to do nice things for your wife.”
“Such as?”
“Well, for our twenty-fifth anniversary I took her to Italy.”
“That is nice. What are you going to do for your fiftieth?”
“I’m going back to visit her.”
