There’s nothing funny about old jokes, but there is alot funny about old folks. Getting older is funnier than forgetting where you are, not caring enough to wear clothes that have been made in the last century, or even realizing that it’s totally fine to just fall asleep wherever you are…even if that place is standing up in the middle of a store.
Take a minute to learn all the best jokes about seniors below now – because a minute is about as long an attention span as most old folks have, anyway.
30 years older
When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous. My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”
“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.
“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”