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22 Ridiculously Funny Medical Jokes You Can’t Handle

Same things as you do

A man went to the doctor feeling very depressed.
“What you need,” said the doctor, “is some companionship.
Go out and find a girl who likes to do the same things as you do.”
“But doc, why would I want a girl who likes whistling at other girls!”

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