If you want a laugh, don’t seek out a comedian waffling on about how they’re no longer allowed to be offensive. Go straight to the kids. Children are hilarious. They just are. They say ridiculous things and their jokes appeal to everyone.
Here are our best 15 Jokes About (And With) Kids That Are Crazy Funny
Happy Dad
A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, “Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me…”
Mom: “And one will put you to sleep!”
Son: “No mom, I will still sleep with you.”
Mom’s eyes fill up with tears: “God bless you son.”
Mom continues: “But who will sleep with your 5 wives?”
Son: “Let them sleep with daddy.”
Daddy’s eyes fill up with tears: “God bless you son.”
