15 Lawyer Jokes That’ll Give You A Hearty Laugh

A good lawyer may not let you win an argument but she’ll definitely let you exercise the freedom of speech and would laugh along at a joke made at the expense of their profession.

Here are 15 Harmless Lawyer Jokes That’ll Give You A Hearty Laugh Without Any Legal Trouble. Don’t believe us? Scroll down below to check them out, and judge for yourself!

#15 The Judgment

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and proof of community service. “That way,” she said innocently, “you can kill two birds with one stone.”

#14 Roll Call

I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary, when the judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.
“Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor,” I said.
“Linda Jones, probation officer.”
“Sam Clark, public defender.”
“John,” said the teen who was on trial. “I’m the one who stole the truck.”

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