20 Funniest Bar Jokes You’ve Never Heard

There are sooo many bar jokes around today that listing them all on one page would be a near-impossible feat. Therefore, we’ve collected a bunch that we think are really funny.
Below you’ll find 20 great takes on the classic “A guy walks into a bar…” joke.
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#20 Checking ID

Woman customer in restaurant: “I’d like a margarita please.”
Waiter: “I’ll need to see your ID.”
Customer (giggling while showing her ID): “You think I look like a teenager?”
Waiter: “No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount.”

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