15 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

The holiday spirit is everywhere this year, and for some people, they might even run into the real spirits of Christmas. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. Sure, you might think their just characters from the movies, but they might be real. And if they are real, you should be ready to tell them a quick joke or two.

Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

From what we’ve heard, there’s nothing the spirits like more than a good laugh. Well, they like a good laugh…and they would also like to be alive. Frankly, anyone who’s alive will get a good laugh from these jokes, perfect to get you in the holiday spirit.

#15

Q: What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

#14

Q: What’s a good Christmas tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

#13

Q: Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?
A: Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake!

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