#5
Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
A: They both have sandy claws.
#4
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!
