Go Ahead and Do It

Go Ahead and Do It

Police officer talks to a driver: “Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!”
[Pause]
Driver: “Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage.”

Saving A Shirt

Saving A Shirt

The first suit?

The first suit?