A sweet little boy with a speech impediment goes guising at Hallowe’en dressed as a pirate.
Sadly his friends are all away to a party he wasn’t invited to.
He goes to the first door and a sweet old lady bends down and says.
“Oh, how clever! I see you are a pirate! But where’re your buccaneers?”
Slightly annoyed he replies, “On the side of my buckin’ head!”